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[lbd_nytetrayn]

[Z-Buster> does anyone remember James Bond Jr?
[Black_Draco> I do
[Black_Draco> o/~ James Bond Jr. chases... Scum around the wooooooorld! o/~
[Black_Draco> I seldom watched it, though.
[Black_Draco> School
* Paromin has joined #Megaman-Network
[Z-Buster> ah
[Paromin> Evening all
[Z-Buster> morning
[Paromin> Heh [whatever applies to your timezone] all then
[Black_Draco> Z-B is seeing who remembers James Bond's bastard nephew.
[Z-Buster> yup
[Z-Buster> who tried to make spy work "rad"
[Black_Draco> ...well, it worked. Eventually.
[Z-Buster> yeah
[Z-Buster> and he didn't have "sex"
[Black_Draco> ...yeah, I'm sure.
[Z-Buster> he got to "third base"
[Black_Draco> Heh
* Black_Draco decides to see if any Bond Jr. lemons exist.
[Z-Buster> XD
[Black_Draco> "More Than A Mouthfull. Yaoi action. James x Jaws. Jr. gets his first(and last) BJ thanks to the man with the iron mouth. OMG KAWAII!!! [3 [3"
[Z-Buster> O_O
[Z-Buster> that's killer
[Z-Buster> literally
[Black_Draco> Heh
[Paromin> ...
[Paromin> That's sheeeck
[Z-Buster> sheeeck?
[Black_Draco> ...the sound Jr's wang makes in Jaws' mouth?
[Paromin> Sick
[Black_Draco> Ah
[Z-Buster> LOL
* Paromin thinks it would sound more like *Shnip! Plop*
[Black_Draco> And in a classic mix of James Bond spyware and Bugs Bunny prop comedy, James pulls out, revealing the dick in Jaws' mouth to actually be a dressed-up stick of dynamite.
[Z-Buster> O_O
[Black_Draco> ...why aren't I writing kids' TV?
[Black_Draco> Why must I be unemployed?

LBD "Nytetrayn"

Comments

[frash.livejournal.com]

despite the fact that sounds really gross near the end I'm sort of cracking up at it.

And yet what was written sounds better than the regular crap that's now been pooped on Saturday tv, besides the usual butchered anime.