You do realize that this is going to be one of, if not THE, worst movie(s) ever made? They're not screening it for critics, two of the actors (Kal Penn and Crispin Glover) have said that this WILL BE the worst movie ever made. And furthermore, if their first movie, Date Movie, was any indication then you should know what you're getting yourselves into. Date Movie was THE WORST movie of 2006. Not even bad in a funny way, just BAD. So bad that I left during the "climax" of the movie, after hoping that it would eventually get better.
Wikipedia says: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_Movie)
Four orphans all from various backgrounds: including one who was raised by a curator at the Louvre, another orphan a refugee from the Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third orphan a recent victim of snakes on her last plane trip, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. On their journey, the orphans visit a chocolate factory, where they find an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia. In Gnarnia, they meet a flamboyant pirate captain, earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with a wise and horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
I've never seen any of the "... Movie" movies... except for part of the first Scary Movie, and the entire Scary Movie 2 (thanks, Comedy Central). I love parody (which is probaly why I like Weird Al and Family Guy so much), so I've wanted to see the others, but haven't.
But in short, the effluvial backwash of lubricant, semen, and fecal matter that occasionally follows vigorous anal sex. But in this case, it's used to describe an equally disgusting mess resulting from an orgiastic mashup of pop-culture lampooning.
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Date: 2007-01-01 02:02 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-01-01 09:47 pm (UTC)Actually, I'm more curious about Superhero!, coming in 2008 and by the guy who did Airplane! It even has Leslie Nielsen in it.
--LBD "Nytetrayn"
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Date: 2007-01-01 07:52 pm (UTC)this just looks plain odd. How the hell is this going to work!?
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Date: 2007-01-01 09:44 pm (UTC)Four orphans all from various backgrounds: including one who was raised by a curator at the Louvre, another orphan a refugee from the Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third orphan a recent victim of snakes on her last plane trip, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. On their journey, the orphans visit a chocolate factory, where they find an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia. In Gnarnia, they meet a flamboyant pirate captain, earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with a wise and horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
--LBD "Nytetrayn"
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Date: 2007-01-01 11:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-02 01:17 am (UTC)aka, "Pop Culture References Getting Hit In The Head With Things."
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Date: 2007-01-02 02:19 am (UTC)So, I'm curious about this one, too.
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Date: 2007-01-02 06:01 am (UTC)But I've always been the hostile type.
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Date: 2007-01-02 11:16 am (UTC)--LBD "Nytetrayn"
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Date: 2007-01-03 12:42 am (UTC)But in short, the effluvial backwash of lubricant, semen, and fecal matter that occasionally follows vigorous anal sex. But in this case, it's used to describe an equally disgusting mess resulting from an orgiastic mashup of pop-culture lampooning.