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[lbd_nytetrayn]

Grabbed from mhyoshimitzu, who got it from ID, who snagged it off of IRC:

Words of wisdom from the Reeve-man:

Reeve> So I was flipping through Redbook a minute or two ago...

Reeve> Because they had a cover article on "What's On Men's Minds" when it comes to sex, and I'm always a little curious about what they think we think.

Reeve> Apparently we're lovable jackasses, like dogs, where we shit all over the carpet but they love us anyway

Reeve> That mindset just annoys me, the pidgeon-holing us all into this "lovable jackass" archtype instead of continuing to look for the good guys who ARE OUT THERE

Reeve> So women sit there prattling on about how they want a good guy, but no, you don't. Good guys are all over the damn place, they just don't always look good in a bathing suit you selfish bitch.

Reeve> Apparently, we all want to cheat but most would never go through with it, every single one of us likes porn (particularly the kinky kind involving bodily fluids and such), and we like to scream at football games because it brings out some sort of inner child.

Reeve> If a guy made a comment that stereotyped all women into a certain
mindset, he'd be chased out of town with pitchforks and torches.

Reeve> I'm just sick of the whole "pity-love" attitude. Women of that mindset are all like "aww, isn't it cute, he can't help he's a jackass"

Reeve> Stop thinking you're above men, you stupid whore. You're above some men, like some men are above you. Don't settle for a jackass just to feel superior to them.

Followed directly by slightly less profound wisdom:

Reeve> ...

Reeve> Jiiiiga-leee pufffff....

MHYoshimitzu> ...lol

MHYoshimitzu> ahahaha

Nightcrawler> Aww... isn't Reeve cute!

MHYoshimitzu> That was so random

Nightcrawler> You can't help but love him!

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LBD "Nytetrayn"

Comments

[wolfshadow.livejournal.com]

I gave up on looking because unfortunatly, there are no such things as "good guys" here in Syracuse. I don't even care about looks. I never have.

[zaphy.livejournal.com]

As far as humanity is concerned, we should stay away from magazines like Redbook, Seventeen, and all the others who give VALUABLE INSIGHT into the other gender. What the hell dude, look for yourself.

[shinkuu.livejournal.com]

Haha, I needed a good laugh. I have to agree with Reeve there. Not all women are like that though, just the ones that read Redbook.

[yukie1013.livejournal.com]

Reeve> So women sit there prattling on about how they want a good guy, but no, you don't. Good guys are all over the damn place, they just don't always look good in a bathing suit you selfish bitch.

Some women, me boyo. 9.9 what were we just saying about pigeonholing? Don't make me get mah WOODEN SPOON XD

[mhyoshimitzu.livejournal.com]

Actually, I posted it in one of ID's entries as a comment, then decided it needed reposting in my journal. Sorry for the mix-up.

Still funny, though.

[spydabass.livejournal.com]

You stupid bastards. Now I need to go back to IRC. :P