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I must own this; I didn't even know they'd made it.

I'd love to know where to find the web episodes they made for it, too... I believe my computer should be sufficient enough to run them, now.

Jay: "It's very simple: if you stop going to bad movies, they'll stop making bad movies."
Movie producer: "Uh-oh, the jig is up." (jumps out a window)
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Duke Phillips: "I came here to swallow my pride, admit I was wrong, and beg you to come back to work for me again. But then I figured I'd take a moral shortcut and write you a check."
Jay: "You think you can put a price tag on my humiliation? (Duke hands Jay a check.) Wow, that's it to the penny."
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"Jay, you've got a very valid point. But on the other hand, shut up." - Duke Phillips
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Orson Welles: Rosebud....Yes, Rosebud frozen peas: full of country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait that's terrible, I quit.
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"A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And now for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear. (chugs wine)" – Orson Welles, doing a commercial
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Duke Phillips: I'm giving you five days of my time to turn you around.
Jay Sherman: What if five days isn't enough?
Duke Phillips: Son, I spent just three days with a young man named Bill Clinton and look at him now.
Jay Sherman: Maybe you should've taken four.
Duke Phillips: Yeah...
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