Writer's Block: R.I.P
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I'll be honest; I don't care much about what happens to my body when I die. My mother was cremated, and my dad plans for the same. Cheap, practical, and gets a pretty good pop when its raised over your head before your big comeback at wrestling events.
I'm also cool with my body being harvested for parts before whatever happens to it, since I'm into the recycling thing and figure if someone else can use them, then why not? It's not like I'm going to get a better deal by going to CorpseStop and trading in my used stuff. And who wants to deal with the pushes for pre-orders and upsells going into the next/afterlife?
But since I've married Jewish, and they have a thing about returning the body whole and in mint condition, that means there is probably going to be some money tossed around to keep things in one piece. Perhaps it's just as well... I don't think anyone would want my kidneys, anyway, as they're vintage Hanna-Barbera: modern stone-aged.
Nope, I'm all about the funeral.
I used to always think it would be cool to have Vince DiCola's "Death of Optimus Prime" play at my funeral, but in hindsight, that seems almost egotistical. Conceited, even. I'm no Optimus Prime, and maybe that would be too morbid, besides.
Anyway, probably wouldn't work as well, since having my body's ashes collected inside the jewel of a replica Matrix of Leadership is unlikely to work out.
Instead, maybe I can get some TVs and video game consoles set up there, and get those who attend playing some of my favorites. We can have New Super Mario Bros. Wii set up and people getting riled up because they keep throwing each other into pits. And they'd get on each other by saying I'd "never do that" out of respect to me, even though I totally would.
Maybe there could also be a station for Mega Man Legends, with a link to Get Me Off The Moon, guilting people into signing up. Maybe have a sign which reads "Legends Never Die, Only Their Fans."
Well, this was a fun way to kick off the day!
--LBD "Nytetrayn"
I'll be honest; I don't care much about what happens to my body when I die. My mother was cremated, and my dad plans for the same. Cheap, practical, and gets a pretty good pop when its raised over your head before your big comeback at wrestling events.
I'm also cool with my body being harvested for parts before whatever happens to it, since I'm into the recycling thing and figure if someone else can use them, then why not? It's not like I'm going to get a better deal by going to CorpseStop and trading in my used stuff. And who wants to deal with the pushes for pre-orders and upsells going into the next/afterlife?
But since I've married Jewish, and they have a thing about returning the body whole and in mint condition, that means there is probably going to be some money tossed around to keep things in one piece. Perhaps it's just as well... I don't think anyone would want my kidneys, anyway, as they're vintage Hanna-Barbera: modern stone-aged.
Nope, I'm all about the funeral.
I used to always think it would be cool to have Vince DiCola's "Death of Optimus Prime" play at my funeral, but in hindsight, that seems almost egotistical. Conceited, even. I'm no Optimus Prime, and maybe that would be too morbid, besides.
Anyway, probably wouldn't work as well, since having my body's ashes collected inside the jewel of a replica Matrix of Leadership is unlikely to work out.
Instead, maybe I can get some TVs and video game consoles set up there, and get those who attend playing some of my favorites. We can have New Super Mario Bros. Wii set up and people getting riled up because they keep throwing each other into pits. And they'd get on each other by saying I'd "never do that" out of respect to me, even though I totally would.
Maybe there could also be a station for Mega Man Legends, with a link to Get Me Off The Moon, guilting people into signing up. Maybe have a sign which reads "Legends Never Die, Only Their Fans."
Well, this was a fun way to kick off the day!
--LBD "Nytetrayn"
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Date: 2011-10-30 07:34 pm (UTC)It's not like I'm going to get a better deal by going to CorpseStop and trading in my used stuff.
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Date: 2011-10-31 05:45 pm (UTC)