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Feb. 19th, 2011 08:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lbd_nytetraynFinally got my dad to change his e-mail password, so now maybe the spam e-mails I have been receiving from his account will finally cease.
Still, some of them were funny, just for how bad they were. And the subject lines were always my first name in all caps, the same way each one begins. Check it out:
"DAVID Let me show you how to go from nothing to something in minutes [url redacted] the faster you start, the faster you change your life this business has helped me so much and I guarantee it will help you too how did i ever get this lucky to this is a quaranteed success story"
"DAVID this is all the information you will need to know [url redacted] you have to start somewhere"
"DAVID Iv been giving a second chance at starting a career [url redacted] you must not waste this opportunity what more could you possible ask for you won’t be able to find an opportunity as good always expand on what you know and your abilities"
"DAVID i'm so glad I was able to get a hold of you [url redacted] you will be able to comprehend this the first hour of doing it this is the best opportunity you will ever have you will only be able to go up in this business there is no downfall you really need to get on this business venture before you won't be able too"
"DAVID I just got a new start at life [url redacted] I feel as if I can't waste a day if I tried this will be the best decision you have ever made sometimes I forget that I use to scrub floors for a living you work on your own time now; there is no reporting to anyone else"
...now that one seems just a little insulting.
"DAVID have done something that will expanded all aspects of your life [url redacted] I will never have to look in the bottom bin again after doing this, financial problems will be non existent I going to be able to finally take my family to the Bahamas this year nothing is unattainable especially when you start with this business"
I just love how the grammar and spelling deteriorates so much as some of these go along; I almost expect the letters to start falling off the screen before I reach the end.
Anyway, crisis averted. Though now, I wonder if I'll start to miss them...
Eh, I'll get over it.
--LBD "Nytetrayn"
Still, some of them were funny, just for how bad they were. And the subject lines were always my first name in all caps, the same way each one begins. Check it out:
"DAVID Let me show you how to go from nothing to something in minutes [url redacted] the faster you start, the faster you change your life this business has helped me so much and I guarantee it will help you too how did i ever get this lucky to this is a quaranteed success story"
"DAVID this is all the information you will need to know [url redacted] you have to start somewhere"
"DAVID Iv been giving a second chance at starting a career [url redacted] you must not waste this opportunity what more could you possible ask for you won’t be able to find an opportunity as good always expand on what you know and your abilities"
"DAVID i'm so glad I was able to get a hold of you [url redacted] you will be able to comprehend this the first hour of doing it this is the best opportunity you will ever have you will only be able to go up in this business there is no downfall you really need to get on this business venture before you won't be able too"
"DAVID I just got a new start at life [url redacted] I feel as if I can't waste a day if I tried this will be the best decision you have ever made sometimes I forget that I use to scrub floors for a living you work on your own time now; there is no reporting to anyone else"
...now that one seems just a little insulting.
"DAVID have done something that will expanded all aspects of your life [url redacted] I will never have to look in the bottom bin again after doing this, financial problems will be non existent I going to be able to finally take my family to the Bahamas this year nothing is unattainable especially when you start with this business"
I just love how the grammar and spelling deteriorates so much as some of these go along; I almost expect the letters to start falling off the screen before I reach the end.
Anyway, crisis averted. Though now, I wonder if I'll start to miss them...
Eh, I'll get over it.
--LBD "Nytetrayn"
